Sunday, December 18, 2005

Top Ten Amish Gifts For Her

(Image to the right has many of the things a typical Amish woman would love Christmas morn.)

Christmas morning is almost as much fo the adults as it is the children. A well mannered husband always makes certain that the wife gets what she needs. With that it's time for the Top Ten Amish Christmas Gifts. Note a rolling pin isn't mentioned. Her mother will see to it that item is covered. LOL!

10. That new Bonnet she's been looking over.
9. A new mop.
8. A new pair of sexy black longjohns.
7. Black material for that new barn raising dress.
6. A solar powered flashlight for the outhouse.
5. A new switch for the youngin's.
4. Pots and pans.
3. A Teapot.
2. A Washboard.

and the most popular Amish women's Christmas gift of 2005 is...

1. A shiny butter churn.

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