(Image to the left of old Scrooge doesn not even come close to describing how I physically feel.)No, I didn't say "Bah Humbug!!!" Instead, I've said "Bah Hum 'flu' bug" my dear readers. That's right everyone, I've been bitten by the most foul of all bugs during this great season of celebration. As most know it's one that's sting goes deep. Striking it's victim unaware and suddenly. Giving pain and pressure in places that were not made for it. As my luck would have it also draining out of every hole in my head as well.
Not to let this thing get me down my friend Jacob told me of some methods he had heard about one night on the crystal radio he keeps in the barn. I don't know if he was making these things up or he didn't understand clear enough due to poor reception but none of the methods have worked well at all. First he told me find a bunch of DIMES and TAP them on something to get rid of this. Well, I tried for an entire afternoon to find 12 of them and I just about tapped a hole through the table to no avail. Since that didn't work he told me I needed to find something called a SUDA and feed it. Apparently, once it's fed it makes everything much better. In addition to those pointeless efforts I tried writting with a QUILL both during the night and daytime without any success at all. I think I'll stick with my standard black tea and honey and see how I fair in a few days.
In the meantime, I'll listen to some holiday music <-link to put me in a better mood.
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