Sunday, November 13, 2005

Top Ten Amish Bumper Stickers

(Image to the right is often found on the buggies of Amish youth)

While some English may think that the Amish are not the type to have bumper stickers on their buggies, often due to lack of a traditional bumper. This is not so. In fact, many Amish have some bumperstickers that are quite humerous at least to the Amish. As per our monthly theme of a top ten I took a survey and decided to place the top ten Amish bumper stickers in our area.

10. I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you AND I got traffic backed-up 5 miles
9. Born to raise barns
8. My other buggy is a Mercedes
7. Eat my dust, but don't step in my exhaust
6. Don't Blame Me - I Didn't Vote For Him or Anyone
5. I pray for higher gas prices
4. I brake for barn raisings
3. When the Amish are outlawed, only outlaws will be Amish
2. No.... I am not Harrison Ford

and the most popular Amish bumper sticker to date is...

1. If this buggy is swayin'... I'm in here a prayin'

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